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Who is Klaus Kiefer

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Klaus Kiefer - The Man, The Legend, The Birne

any have heard about Klaus Kiefer - originator of the Birne - but few have seen him and even less have spoken with him. We are lucky enough to have made the acquaintance to one of the few people who have met Klaus. This means not only loads of street credit, personal sense of achievement, pride and fulfilment of lifelong ambition - but also access to the Birne brewed on the original recipe conceived on that frightfully fateful night in October 1972.

Klaus is a handsome fella, to be sure. His chiseled yet welcoming profile can woo even the most sturdyhearted German frau into escapades of an adult nature which will surely transcend the heightened sense of realism of any forbidden dream, and win the manly trust and respect of the hardest Swedish logger - a trust akin to brotherhood as known by the bravest soldiers in a company, thrust through the horrors of WWII.

No one knows the true age of Klaus. His appearance will give you the impression that he is in his most virile age of the early 20s. His wit is that of an experienced comedian in his late 30s. His intelligence and insight will convince anyone that he's in the late 80s.